The Star Trek: Next Gen Family Guy episode

I never watch Family Guy. I liked it a lot when it premiered back in my high school days, but have since found it to be not funny in the slightest. (I'm more of a South Park girl, especially they're episode about Family Guy. Even though, I can only stand them about half the time anymore.) It doesn't go for jokes anymore, it's %100 gags. It sort of depends upon an audience that will laugh at things even if they don't get it, because it's Family Guy, and Family Guy is funny, so you laugh at it. It's like laughing at the popular girl's jokes, even when they're not funny at all.

But last night, I ran into it by accident while switching channels and saw that they had the entire cast of Star Trek: The Next Generation on. It sounded like almost everybody obliged by lending their voices. I remember Wil Wheaton talking about working for Family Guy on his blog a while back, so I'm assuming this is what he was referring to.

Well, the Star Trek stuff was HYSTERICAL. It was off-the-charts funny. It was perfection. I think I liked it better than an actual reunion of the cast in any serious format. It was pricelessly funny, and then...

I felt completely tricked by Seth McFarlane. He tricked me. He lured me into watching again, for the first time in years, only to preach at me. He used the biggest shiniest bait he could find, the Next Gen cast, and then he viciously ripped me out of the ocean and tortured me. The Star Trek stuff was funny the whole way through, but what was the other plot line????

Drumroll please.....

Dumb Christians! (Which is second in the entertainment world only to evil preachers, think about it, they're EVERYWHERE in film and television. Need a fall guy? Write yourself an evil corrupt preacher!)

Well, naturally, the plot centered around Meg finding Jesus. Except she didn't really "find" Jesus at all. (He doesn't hide, people...) She joined a religion.

To be fair, Family Guy is an equal opportunity offender. They make fun of everyone and everything, so it's not that I feel personally offended. I respect equal opportunity offenders for their place in society, we need someone to cut it all down sometimes. (A la the Monty Python boys.) I'm just sick of hearing all about how Christians are morons. How people who believe in Jesus are brainwashed and mean, judgemental and stupid. It's just old. Old, old, old.

The thing is, I am well aware that there are many faces to modern Christianity. I'm not afraid to say that most of them have it wrong. Horrible things and bad ideas have been done in the name of Jesus since he was around and will probably keep happening until the end of time. So again, I'm not sensitive to some mythical Christian ideal. Christians are just people and people are almost always stupid.

Actually, the more I type, the more I realize that I'm just annoyed. I certainly didn't expect anything less from Family Guy. Like I said, they give everybody the business. I guess it's just that this seems to be the increasingly popular opinion. Bible-thumper, brainwashed, stupid...these are all very familiar terms to me. Like everyone else on the planet, I guess I just don't want to be judged before someone even knows me, or spoken for, or lumped into a group of people that are actually nothing like me.

It's easy to make fun of the Christians who are obviously doing it wrong, who are racist, who are cruel, etc. But what about those of us who, even though we're still getting it wrong in one way or the other, are genuinely trying to love God and love people? Can we have a new category or something? Can I officially just ask to disband the word, "christian" for what it has become? Can I move to put myself under some kind of new title, something like, "person who loves Jesus and believes he was the Son of God who died for all our sins who tries really hard to love God and love people but isn't a racist pig or brainwashed idiot"? I guess that's a little too long...

Yes, I am aware of how squeamish this topic can make people. But this is exactly how I felt watching Family Guy last night, because it seems to me that a TV show preaching about how Atheists have it the hardest in this world and how Christians are the universal bad guys...ugh...I just wanted to be entertained and geek out to Star Trek: Next Gen.

"Dumb Christians" is very quickly becoming the new fart joke, the new toilet humor. It's just too easy, you hardly have to work at all to make fun of us. We believe in the son of God, who ROSE FROM THE DEAD. Talk about kooky. So on that front, I guess I can just say...go on ahead. We're easy targets, honestly, and I do totally "get it". I get what's funny about some of us, but we're not all jerks and idiots.

Some of us are geeks and nerds and yuppies, just like you Seth McFarlane.

I wish there could be some kind of foreign exchange program for people who really try to live their lives with Jesus to spend time with people who have been hurt by "christians" to try and make the peace. Repair the gap, apologize for all the genuinely dumb christians who have hurt people instead of ministering to them or helping them. I'll just say it for us, "I'm sorry". We pretty much deserve all the mainstream media floggings you can dish out, Seth.

Just consider the fact that we're not all the worst of the worst, and maybe in a few years time, your dumb brainwashed christians can look a little more like the well-meaning but dumb Ned Flanders from, "The Simpsons". Then maybe someday soon, Christian characters can just be another part of the show instead of being the train wrecks or villains that they usually are. But until then, I won't hold my breath.


  1. Right on! I couldn't have said it better myself, although I did try to, on Wil's blog. :-)
    -Alicia (@aliciawag)

  2. Audrey,

    I linked here from Wil's blog, because I had to see what it was you wanted to say. I understand where you are coming from, but...

    I honestly don't think Seth is preaching to us, nor is he bashing Christianity. He's really taking to task all of those people who insist on blindly following someone else's ideals instead of thinking for ourselves. He's saying "believe in what you want, but BELIEVE it, don't be a sheep and follow someone else's beliefs."

    You said it yourself, here in this blog entry: "I'm not afraid to say that most of them have it wrong. Horrible things and bad ideas have been done in the name of Jesus since he was around and will probably keep happening until the end of time."

    That's all Seth is saying. He's stating that he believes most have it wrong. He believes that you should follow whatever belief you want, don't try to shove it down other people's throats, and don't follow others so blindly that you lose sight of who you are. Meg would never burn a book; she only did it because she blindly followed what the other extremists were doing. Seth isn't saying that all Christians are book-burners. He's just saying "don't be blind. Be true to yourself."

    Watch the episode again, and I think you'll see that. (It's on Hulu.com).

    Besides... isn't it obvious? HWil HWheaton is teh one1 true god! :)

  3. Thanks for the comments, I genuinely appreciate them. But much like a Coen brothers film, whenever I express a negative opinion about an episode of Family Guy, people immediately try to tell me I obviously "didn't get it". I understood his message, but he did a really bad generic job of telling it. It's been said that same exact way so many times, I'd like to see an intelligent critique on something more specific instead of christians burning books...

  4. :) You're probably right...

    I think Seth McFarlane has a difficult job. If you have a message to convey about something important (such as blind zealous devotion), how would you do it? You want your intelligent audience to nod with you and say "yeah, I hear you brother," yet you have a show that most Americans know and watch, and you want to appeal to them as well.

    Yes, book-burning is a very visceral, yet over-used device to convey the idea of blind devotion. But I honestly did not see the episode as an affront to "dumb Christians." I think he's saying that "if you are religious, and you are blind to the ideas of others (such as Darwinians), then I am mocking you."

    But, such is the nature of creative satire. It is open for interpretation, and I think we got different messages from it. And there's nothing wrong with that.

    Incidentally, I am an intelligent Christian who was raised as a Catholic. I question some Catholic beliefs, but overall I think that Christians are a good bunch of people. And I still thought the episode was funny :)

    I mean, come on... Jesus on a date giving her wine and locking the door? It's very wrong, but funny too.