"I choose Vodka. And Chaka Khan."

Hide me Bridget! Take me
with you!!!
Hey, you know what's good for self-pity and depression? This news!

Bridget Jones 3 Is Happening This Year!!!

Please come back Bridget! I thought it was happening once before, but I was wrong. But please, I really need you to return and make me feel better about my current state of embarrassing disheveled-ness!

This also helps depression, but I have work in the morning. So it's not practical...