And because I'm slightly OCD about the whole thing, I have to yell, "Mr. Sparklllllllllle" the way that it sounds on the commercial every time too.
I usually go for it full volume if nobody is home.
But when we have guests, as we do currently, I sometimes wonder if they are hiding their valuables after they hear the crazy lady in the laundry closet whispering a long drawn out, "Mr. Sparklllllle" to herself in a Japanese accent.
They go to bed at night and they're like, "Audrey really likes to do laundry."
"Yeah, plus I think she might be a little bit racist."
Yes. These are the things I worry about.