Last Day of Star Wars Weekends and New Life in Geek Heaven

This is how my mother-in-law helped us move. (That's one of
my voice-over microphones she found in the stash of stuff.)
Longest Blog Title Ever. I know. But I have a lot to catch you up on.

It's official, I am a citizen of Orlando, Florida. I hate to be such a cliche already, but I'm sitting here with a glass of freshly squeezed orange juice pretending I'm Bea Arthur. No seriously...I'm drinking orange juice that I just squeezed. (And yelling at an invisible Rose Nylund. Later I shall pantomime hitting her over the head with a rolled up newspaper. If you've never seen an episode of The Golden Girls, then I truly sound insane right now. But hey, what's new?)

Well, I guess I'm not official until I get my new driver's license. But we're all moved in to our new place, I've been swimming five times and yesterday Jake and I spent our first day at a Disney park. So it certainly feels official.

We were going to be sensible. Honest, we were! Save money on our first Florida weekend. Stay in and catch up on laundry. Pet the cats. 

Yeah right...

We moved to Florida for a lot of reasons, but the theme parks are probably number one. Yes, the sunshine is awesome. The absence of a frozen tundra come this winter will be great. Sure, the massive amount of production work going on down here all the time suits our professional lives. But let's be honest, Jake and I are the couple who over three years ago started our own theme park-based webisode series just for fun. So yes, the theme parks are what we are most excited about.

Pair that with the fact that yesterday was the very last day of Star Wars weekends at Disney's Hollywood Studios and we almost didn't have a choice. So we sunscreened up and drove the ten or so minutes (*sheepish grin*) to Disney property and went absolutely STAR WARS GEEK CRAZY.

But first I should back up. The second day that we lived here, we visited Downtown Disney. A kind of outdoor mall from heaven replete...replete I say...with fabulously themed shops and restaurants. All my life, being the Indiana Jones/adventure genre fan that I am, people have told me that I must visit a place called the Adventurer's Club. Which I was sad to see was closed...

Jake was also none too pleased.

But I found a way to make him feel much better. A pint of Guiness at a lovely Irish pub and restaurant called "Cookes of Dublin" where I learned that you NEVER go to an Irish bartender and ask for "Strongbow". (An English Cider.) You instead order a "Magners", which is essentially the exact same thing. But Irish. And I confess...just a bit tastier. See? I'm already learning valuable new cultural information!

The very next night we went grocery shopping, fearing that if we didn't stock up on essentials we would happily spend ourselves into bankruptcy on all the amazing cuisine just minutes away. (Cuban food! Irish food! A GHIRARDELLIS CHOCOLATE SHOP!) While we were waiting in line, we were reminded that it was the last Star Wars weekend of the year at Hollywood Studios because an Imperial Guard and two helmet-less Stormtroopers were also checking out at Publix. At this point I actually looked at Jake and said, "Have I died? Is this heaven? Is Star Wars really going to be this much of a part of our reality now?

Oh yeah and P.S. I got my first call to do some video/hosting work for Orlando Attractions Magazine on Friday. To see a special sneak preview of Star Trek: The Exhibition at the Kennedy Space Center! A place I have never been to before. A place I have dreamed about visiting ever since I saw "Space Camp" in fifth grade. I may or may not have shed a tear or two sitting in the back seat as we approached the building. Best working day of my life...so far. Though I admit it was super weird not working with Jake behind camera. We need to get all our California episodes out ASAP!

But enough of all this catching up nonsense. On to more important matters. Star Wars weekends! At the gates, crowds were greeted by storm troopers scanning for Jedi and Star Wars music blasting over the loud speakers. Again...a tear or two (of sheer joy, I assure you) may have been shed.

In case you missed it and you were wondering, "Why on Earth would she post a photo of herself making a face that gives her that Sharpay forehead?" Look again, above my head and a little to the right. Stormtrooper! There were dozens patrolling the parks all day. In fact, EVERYONE was in the parks. Vader, Luke and Leia, even the Mos Eisley Cantina Band was out and about!

Don't call him a Stormtrooper...he's a Clone Trooper. Get it right. *pushes glasses up nose*

See? More Jedi than you can shake a stick at. I wouldn't do that if I were you though.

By the way, that included celebrities. As you can see from the second photo below, the incomparable stunt genius Ray Park was there. Luckily I got to see all the visiting celebrities in the 1:00 Star Wars parade that rolled down the main drag like an answer to a geek's prayer. But during that time I was far too busy screaming at them the way Will Ferrell screams at Santa in "ELF" to even think about taking pictures. This same phenomena took me over when I accidentally ran across Peter Mayhew (I'm not even going to tell you who that is if you don't already know. If you don't know, you probably don't read this blog anyway.) as he was being wheeled (broken foot I think) past me to an autograph session. I may or may not have started dancing like Snoopy and stuttering like Lou Costello.

But none of that is even the best part. The best part is the brand new Star Tours ride. Star Tours has been around for years and years. I first visited with my mom, aunt and cousins around the time that the original ride opened. But there's been much buzz about the new version of the ride that I tried to ignore completely. I wanted to be surprised...and boy was I surprised. And I want you to be surprised too! So I'm not saying much of anything. But I will give you some pictures from the ride line and some great shots of Star Wars merchandise from the event tent aptly named "Jabba's Hut".

That would be a Donalf Duck version of Han in Carbonite and if you look very very closely you will see my very favorite henchmen sitting near him on the top right. I heart Salacious Crumb.

No explanation neccesary for these right?

And now for the ride photos..well, line photos. But still. If you don't know, Star Tours follows the concept that you are boarding a tourist shuttle in the Star Wars universe. Much like an airport, the line takes you through security and you can also see when flights are arriving and departing and you can even watch C3PO and R2 running pre-flight checks. (I'll try to insert a video. Sorry for the jumpy quality of it, it was shot on my iPhone and I don't have a very steady hand with it yet. I'm used to shooting with a regular camera.)

The outdoor portion of the line is built to look like Endor. No Ewoks though. Bummer.

Here's the video of R2 and C3PO. It's a little dark and the audio is kind of muddled, but I just couldn't pass it by.

Also, the line has a million little details and flourishes that fans of all ages can appreciate. The level of theming at work here is stupendous and I have to say, Star Wars fans get the most love back from their creators out of anyone. All this! This little slice of "Let's all play pretend that Star Wars is real life together for a few weekends." Just for us? Amazing. We should all be more thankful to Papa Lucas. (Did that just get weird? Too far?) Anyway, there are also lots of references to the original ride that I appreciated. (Including a pilot droid you may recognize, with some occasional flourishes of Paul Reubens voice-over still in play.)

Anyway, there was a fun little silhouette section of hallway in the line that I wanted you to see. Of course, when I pointed the camera at it, the fun ones stopped coming by. But still, I want you to get the idea. Here's some video. When you  visit, try to spot recognizable characters and Star Wars species as they pass. If you get motion sickness, you may want to skip this one.

Well, I gave myself an hour of my morning to write a quick catch up blog before it was back to work for me. I'm practically sitting under a pile of work. All fun work, of course. But work that must be done nonetheless. Being the realist that I am, instead of giving myself the week off to move, I tried to keep working. Needless to say, I failed. So now it's catch up time.  Lots of editing and VO and writing.

So here is where I leave you, with the promise of another very cool post coming this week...from Geek Heaven, Wish You Were Here!!! Enjoy the view from my new office.