A girlfriend asks you how she can return a favor and you think to yourself that you can't really come up with anything at the moment.
So you then tell her that you will consider her your "giant eagle" friend. When you need her for something, you will call upon her the way Gandalf calls upon one of his giant Eagle buddies.
Like, oh, say you're trapped by an evil wizard on top of a giant tower, you could send her a message via tiny little moth, and she can help you out by showing up in a really cool dramatic fashion and saving the day. Or, she could buy you a sandwich sometime. Either way.
True story. It's where my mind went.
Also, this morning, when I looked at my cell phone on my nightstand to see what time it was, it was precisely this bright...