You're too good for this LDP

Loud Diamond Phillips is currently appearing on the reality show, "I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here". It's nice and all, because hey, it's for charity. But I honestly think LDP (as Jake calls him) is more than a head above the rest of his castmates. I've long been known to have a weakness for bad reality television. But I'm trying REALLY hard not to watch this one for my own good.

But Lou, you're making this hard on me! I want to increase your casting appeal, and if I watch, maybe you'll get more high profile roles. (Though I am being presumptuous. Maybe you're happy doing whatever you've been doing lately. Who am I to judge?) Which you totally deserve. But if I also watch, my brain may finally rot once and for all ruining any small standards I currently have. What to do...what to do...

Why'd you have to go and do "BATS"? That might be what started the long slow slide to, "I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here". Somebody cast Lou in something, please? He's better than this...

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